so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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