You work out of a Hotel?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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