god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
that may or may not have been my penis.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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