Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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