I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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