he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I will be naked everywhere
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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