I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Holy shit dude........stairs
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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