love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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