my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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