i jhust puked up my retainher.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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