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(917): View more from New York City

i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab

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(778): View more from British Columbia

yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories

(239): View more from Florida

He could rock you to sleep

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.

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(209): View more from California

Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....

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(585): View more from New York

dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals

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Exactly, what could possibly go wrong

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