The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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