She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Buhtt sex?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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