Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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