I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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