Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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