No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
