As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
