i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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