508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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