He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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