He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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