So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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