oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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