Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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