Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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