have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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