I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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