Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
