She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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