Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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