she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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