well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
