rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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