I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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