sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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