words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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