it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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