wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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