Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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