You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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