Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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