how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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