some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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