i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you would pick up someone in the library
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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