oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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