Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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