Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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