just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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