I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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