i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I want to fling myself into the sun
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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