i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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