Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He better not be in your backpack
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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