If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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