Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
