Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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