Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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