Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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